{"id":2851,"date":"2013-10-29T01:43:14","date_gmt":"2013-10-28T15:43:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sams-blog.com\/?p=2851"},"modified":"2017-12-09T18:19:36","modified_gmt":"2017-12-09T08:19:36","slug":"lara-bingle-says-michael-clarke-could-not-stimulate-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sams-blog.com\/?p=2851","title":{"rendered":"Lara Bingle says Michael Clarke could not &#8216;stimulate&#8217; her"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>&#8220;But I require more for myself. I need to be stimulated more than that, you know?&#8221; <\/em>&#8211; <strong>Lara Bingle on her relationship with Michael Clarke<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/entertainment\/lara-bingle-the-best-thing-i-ever-did-was-leave-michael-clarke\/story-e6frfmq9-1226743038540\"><strong>Source<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>LARA Bingle is the Paris Hilton of Australia. She is a silly empty-headed woman who uses her looks to get from A to B and has done nothing to merit any kind of publicity &#8211; apart from periodically ensuring that she bares a bit in public.<\/p>\n<p>However, when she hooked up with the Australian cricketer Michael Clarke in 2007, she got a good deal of the spotlight. Clarke was the captain-in-waiting at the time and that post is the second most important in the country after the prime minister.<\/p>\n<p>Hence Bingle was often in the public gaze. She made the most of it.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nBut given her tantrums and flirting, he ended the relationship in 2010. He was on a tour of New Zealand at the time and came back to Australia to end the relationship. <\/p>\n<p>Bingle was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailytelegraph.com.au\/entertainment\/sydney-confidential\/angry-phonecalls-from-michael-clarke-to-lara-bingle-have-a-ring-of-finality\/story-e6frex0r-1225839338538\"><strong>said to be also seeing DJ Carl Kennedy<\/strong><\/a>. She was cut to the quick and is still trying to make out that she ended things, not him.<\/p>\n<p>But it simply won&#8217;t wash.<\/p>\n<p>Her latest interview contains the very revealing statement published above.<\/p>\n<p>Could a reporter then be faulted if he\/she filed a story that began thus: &#8220;Lara Bingle has accused Michael Clarke of not indulging in sufficient foreplay with her during their lovemaking and also hinted that the Australian cricket captain has a small penis.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the ultimate insult to a man who styles himself as a modern person as Clarke does. 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I need to be stimulated more than that, you know?&#8221; &#8211; Lara Bingle on her relationship with Michael Clarke Source LARA Bingle is the Paris Hilton of Australia. She is a silly empty-headed woman who uses her looks to get from A to B and has done nothing to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sams-blog.com\/?p=2851\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Lara Bingle says Michael Clarke could not &#8216;stimulate&#8217; her&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5,33,58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-australia","category-cricket","category-relationships","category-women"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2524,"url":"https:\/\/sams-blog.com\/?p=2524","url_meta":{"origin":2851,"position":0},"title":"Good riddance: Shane Watson quits","date":"April 22, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"The vice-captain of Australia's cricket team, Shane Watson, has stepped down from his post. 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