{"id":2438,"date":"2013-02-27T16:34:03","date_gmt":"2013-02-27T06:34:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wildcard.gnubies.com\/?p=2438"},"modified":"2017-12-09T18:54:56","modified_gmt":"2017-12-09T08:54:56","slug":"xenophobes-in-australia-about-to-choke-on-their-cornflakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sams-blog.com\/?p=2438","title":{"rendered":"Xenophobes in Australia about to choke on their cornflakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>THE xenophobes in Australia &#8212; and that&#8217;s a goodly proportion of the population &#8212; will find themselves in a difficult position if Fawad Ahmed is granted citizenship and selected to play for Australia in the Ashes cricket series against England later this year.<\/p>\n<p>You see, Ahmed is an asylum-seeker from Pakistan. Asylum-seekers are a class of human beings whom the average Australian, with his\/her devotion to a fair go, deems to be sub-human and only deserving of being sent back to their country of origin. Or drowned at sea.<\/p>\n<p>Ahmed applied for permanent residence last year and while he was awaiting a decision, it emerged that he was a more than capable leg-spinner. Australia was a few weeks from taking on South Africa in a Test series and so he was asked to go over and help the Australians in their net practice. South Africa has a spinner of Pakistani origin, Imran Tahir, in its ranks and the Australians needed to play a good spinner to prepare to face Tahir.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nAfter that the authorities intervened and got him his PR pretty fast. Ahmed did well in the nets, landed a contract with the Melbourne Renegades in the annual Twenty20 tournament, and did a pretty good job there too.<\/p>\n<p>Next, he was selected to play for Victoria against Queensland and promptly returned a match-bag of seven wickets. His captain, Cameron Smith, ranks Ahmed as the best spinner he has seen after Shane Warne and Stuart MacGill. That is high praise indeed.<\/p>\n<p>Smith&#8217;s observations come at a time when Australia has just been hammered by India in the first Test of a four-match series on a spinning track in Chennai. Australia&#8217;s lone spinner was taken for 215 runs in the first innings and ended with 4 wickets for 244 in the game.<\/p>\n<p>And so the talk has turned to how Australia will combat not only India in the remaining Tests, but England in June. This is an English team that defeated India 2-1 in a Test series in India very recently, with two spinners, Graeme Swann and Monty Panesar, proving to be the trump cards.<\/p>\n<p>Enter Ahmed. There is talk that the immigration minister Brendan O&#8217;Connor is now considering his application for citizenship. Australia is a sports-mad country and the Ashes are one of the most popular sporting contests. Australia never forgets that it was initially populated by convicts who were sent from Britain; paying back the mother country is something every Australian loves.<\/p>\n<p>If Ahmed makes it and proves to be some kind of equalising factor in the Ashes, it will be a classic good news story.<\/p>\n<p>But the xenophobes will choke on their cornflakes &#8211; after all, how can a brown-skin from a country like Pakistan, ever be considered a good enough person to play cricket for Australia?<br \/>\n<!-- Start of StatCounter Code for Default Guide --><br \/>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\nvar sc_project=2720500; \nvar sc_invisible=1; \nvar sc_security=\"d25d8712\"; \nvar scJsHost = ((\"https:\" == document.location.protocol) ?\n\"https:\/\/secure.\" : \"http:\/\/www.\");\ndocument.write(\"<sc\"+\"ript type='text\/javascript' src='\" +\nscJsHost+\n\"statcounter.com\/counter\/counter.js'><\/\"+\"script>\");\n<\/script><br \/>\n<noscript><\/p>\n<div class=\"statcounter\"><a title=\"Web Analytics\"\nhref=\"http:\/\/statcounter.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img\nclass=\"statcounter\"\nsrc=\"\/\/c.statcounter.com\/2720500\/0\/d25d8712\/1\/\" alt=\"Web\nAnalytics\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/noscript><br \/>\n<!-- End of StatCounter Code for Default Guide --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE xenophobes in Australia &#8212; and that&#8217;s a goodly proportion of the population &#8212; will find themselves in a difficult position if Fawad Ahmed is granted citizenship and selected to play for Australia in the Ashes cricket series against England later this year. You see, Ahmed is an asylum-seeker from Pakistan. Asylum-seekers are a class &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sams-blog.com\/?p=2438\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Xenophobes in Australia about to choke on their cornflakes&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[47,3,5,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asylum-seekers","category-australia","category-cricket","category-england"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2444,"url":"https:\/\/sams-blog.com\/?p=2444","url_meta":{"origin":2438,"position":0},"title":"Coalition dog-whistles as the election countdown continues","date":"February 28, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"THE Liberal-National coalition which forms the opposition in Australia has just confirmed that it is the party of xenophobes by proposing that whenever asylum-seekers are allowed to move into a neighbourhood on bridging visas, the people staying there and the police should be notified. 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